Jerks Of America

Jerk - (jûrk)

1. Someone who lacks emotion and doesn't care about anyone but themselves.

2. A very powerful word to call someone... Unlike the f-word, "jerk" doesn't lose it's power the more you say it.

3. A foolish, rude/honest or a totally rad person.
It's hard to see the difference between rude and just plain honest. Don't be fooled.

4. The man all girls are attracted to.

Asshole - (as'hol)

1. Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead...

2. The majority of planet Earth's occupants. You have an 8 in 10 chance of encountering an asshole on the street today.

3. Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.
"Look at that fuck'n asshole, who does he think he is?!"

Here are the facts

I believe there are two types of people out here. There are Jerks and Assholes. Yeah you can have the half empty or half full kinda deal but it really comes down to if you're an Asshole or Jerk. It's not a good or bad thing either, just be happy what you are. This is the webpage for the Elite Crew of Jerks... The Jerks Of America.

Jerks get along with Assholes, and vice versa but Jerks and Jerks or Assholes and Assholes don't work together. They will never be a working team. It just doesn't work.